Last night, a young woman was woken up by the sound of her rooster making alot of noise. Confused, she went downstairs and checked out what was going on. Not seeing anything out of the ordinary, except a noisy rooster, she was about to go back to bed & suddenly realized there was a man two feet away from her back window. A little surprised, she turned off the fan and discovered voices coming from the side of the house. She peered out the window and found that a man had tried to break into Jorges' chicken coupe and got tangled up in the fence! The hard-nosed criminals' homie (in the car) kept yelling at him to get back into the car!
This was the reason why, Jorge the rooster, was making so much noise! He was trying to tell the people in the house, "Hey! There are some people back here!" Of course, humans don't speak chicken.
Well, the next day, the young ladies husband went out to check over the backyard. It should be noted, the house is very well armed for the "zombie apocolypse." During his inspection of the damaged chicken fence, he discovered something kind of odd, the criminal left his wallet! Had his credit cards, driver's license, social security card, college id & about $2 in cash. Wow, this guy is not the smartest criminal! First, he tries to kill a chicken & then, during his attempted murder, he drops his wallet? Wow, I knew the education was bad in America but I thought the criminals were always smart...Guess I was wrong.
FYI, here is a picture of his wallet
Creepy, huh?
Oh well, I hope the local police department catch him.
